June 30, 2009 by Andy Borowitz
Filed under Humor, Total Nonsense
On April 13, in a story called “Jail for Dummies,” The New York Post reported that relatives of Bernie Madoff were looking for a guide to prison life to prepare the Ponzi schemer for his new life b…
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