Tea Party (better late than never)
April 26, 2009 by
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I tried to stay out of it but simply can’t Tea Party (better late than never) Tea Party (better late than never)
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Important Product Warnings
April 14, 2009 by
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The Vanilla pudding Robbery
April 9, 2009 by
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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with The Vanilla pudding Robbery
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Thinking about PEE
April 9, 2009 by
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Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem Thinking about PEE
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GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY…
April 9, 2009 by
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ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, ‘THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,’ WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY…
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Camel urges
April 2, 2009 by
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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, ‘Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here Camel urges
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A day late and a dollar short… (as usual)
April 2, 2009 by
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I had to share this from tshirthell.com’s latest newsletter: “April Fool’s, perhaps the most underappreciated of all holidays. You don’t have to buy shit, see your family, pretend to care about some dead person/people, shove pounds of food down your gullet, or insincerely convey some emotions you don’t have to that person you’re boning. All you have A day late and a dollar short… (as usual)
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Becoming Illegal
March 30, 2009 by
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(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an Becoming Illegal
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Virus Alert
March 24, 2009 by
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If your computer does this when copying a file… You know it’s been infected with some kinda shit Virus Alert Virus Alert
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Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
March 19, 2009 by
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
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